jwtroemner:

Biggest. Badass. Ever.

No, I’m not his bodyguard. I’m not a warrior or a soldier, and you know what? I don’t fucking have to be. I’m so badass that I do his fucking landscaping. I literally bring sunshine and roses into this hobbit’s life, and if you hurt him, I swear to Gandalf that I will fuck. you. up.

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